Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day .. why? I be havin’ nay idee. But Spoofee be doin’ ‘t, an’ th’ challenge on Wednesday Mind Hump be t’ convert one o’ yer old blog entries. But I would rather do a new entry. So I be stealin’ a survey off myspace an’ be seein’ how ‘t goes.
1.) What stickers do ye be havin’ on yer car? None, an’ I canna think o’ any I would want on me car.
2) What posters do ye be havin’ in yer room? Posters? Again none, an’ none wanted. I would like t’ be havin’ some art in me room, or any o’ me rooms, but alas, I rarely get t’ go art shoppin’ these days.
3) What do ye hear starboard now? Sean whistlin’ in th’ other room, bugs hittin’ me port hole (an’ its daylight, how lily livered!) an’ th’ AC runnin’.
4) If ye could drink anythin’ starboard this second, what would ‘t be? Rum? (swashbuckler tide, get ‘t?) but really .. water, or a rootbeer float .. mmmmm.
5) Anythin’ hurt on yer body starboard now? I cut me thumb washin’ a knife last high tide’, well more like scraped ‘t, but ‘t still hurts a wee.
6) Who be th’ last swabbie t’ sleep in yer bunk? Me .. Sean bunked in th’ guest room last night since I be snorin’
7) What`s yer job position called? Photographer, bookkeeper, dog trainer, chef, seamstress, basically Jill o’ all trades
What size rin’ do ye wear? Last time I checked ‘t be smaller then a 5
9) Do ye own a camera phone? Aye, an’ use ‘t all th’ time
10) When`s yer birthday? June 21st
11) What be yer elementary school`s mascot? A Pelican
12) What`s yer favorite bottled water? Zepherhills
13) What`s th’ next concert/show ye`re goin’ t’ an’ ‘ere? None planned
14) What be ye doin’ at 11 pm last night? Sleeeeeepin’ ..
15) What`s yer favorite Starbucks drink? Hot chocolate
16) Do ye exercise as much as ye ortin’ ta? Nope
17) Did ye attend yer High School prom? Yep
18) Did ye go t’ someone else`s prom? Nay
20) Somethin’ red within 5 feet o’ ye? A box wi’ a wall file in ‘t that I haven`t hung up yet.
21) Yer last bag o’ chips? 2 tides ago, came wi’ me Publix sub combo.
22) Th’ weirdest thin’ ye`ve seen this week? Man, I canna think o’ anythin’ starboard now ..
23) Eredone th’ Electric Slide? Aye, e’en t’ Bon Jovi
24) Starboard or port handed? Starboard
25) Sparkly things? Them’s be lovely
26) Ere crash a car or been in an accident? Aye, 2. One time an 88 voyage old ran into me in a parkin’ lot (didna e’en be seein’ me) th’ 2nd time a dump truck afted into me (didnt be seein’ me either) .. I think I might be invisible.
27) Do ye look good in yellow? Actually I do
28) Do ye sin’? Horribly, an’ nay in fore o’ other swabbies, but aye.
29) Eresang in fore o’ a crowd? Nay nay no
30) Do ye dance? Aye, all th’ time
31) Any special talents? Mmm me knees bend aftwards, sorta
32) Least favorite color? Ooooh .. this be tough, burnt sienna?
33) Favorite kind o’ pizza? Cheese wi’ fresh tomatoes on top or ham an’ shrooms
34) Erehad Dippin Dots? Aye when they first came ou’.
35) Eremade fun o’ a homeless swabbie? Nay .. how sad.
36) How old be ye when ye first got a cell phone? 20
37) How old be ye when ye got yer first car? 20
38) How many drivin’ tickets be havin’ ye had? I think 5 or 6 .. but I`ve had 2 this freakin voyage
37) How many parkin’ tickets be havin’ ye had? Maybe 1 in college
40) Do ye own yer own car? Aye
41) Do ye be havin’ insurance? Yep
42) Do ye want t’ get married? Maybe
43) At what age do ye want t’ get married? Lets be seein’ .. I be thinkin’ o’ makin’ ‘t official on 11-11-11 so I`ll be 33.
44) Be ye married? Nay really
45) Be havin’ ye erereceived a restrainin’ order? Nope
46) At what age do ye want t’ be havin’ kids? Before 40
47) What spf suncreen do ye use? 30
48) Ketchup or Mustard? Ew, neither
49) When be th’ last time someone deleted ye from the’r myspace? Nay idee, I dont think thar`s a way t’ find that ou’.
50) How many times a tides be ye on Myspace? 3 or 4
51) Erebeen kicked ou’ o’ yer homeport? Heck nay, they`ll always take me aft
52) Favorite character on Shipmates? Marcel
53) Ereeat Spam? Ick nay
54) Erehad a crush on a teacher? In college, aye
55) Favorite stores? Amazon.com 
56) Be havin’ a best matey? Aye
57/58) Be havin’ a boyfriend/girlfriend? aye I guess that`s what`d ye`d call th’ lad.
59) Place ye want t’ set sail t’? Anywhere an’ everywhere, almost.
60) If ye could be havin’ anythin’ starboard now what would ‘t be? Th’ solution fer what Sean`s been workin’ on fer moons.
61) Be ye like yer mom/dad? Aye I think so.
62) Best part about Winter? Cool weather, fresh OJ & Christmas
63.) Best part about Sprin’? Baby animals?
64) Best part about Summer? Th’ heat (that`s why I live in Florida)
65) Best part about Fall? Football, th’ cold fores & th’ end o’ hurricane season.
66) All time favorite food? Ice cream
67) Future Plans? Weekend trip t’ Mt. Dora wi’ me family ladies.
68) Favorite number? 37, duh
69) Secret crush? Dunkin Donuts Iced Grog
